OK, so I'm in Madison, CT yesterday cruising around with Andrea before Marsha's birthday party and we're in RJ Julia, a bookstore there. I had seen a dude reading a book on the train that morning, something about Ben Franklin and virtue, and it sounded neat, so I thought I'd buy it. I go to the information desk at RJ Julia and say, not quite sure I have the title right, but it was something with "Ben Franklin" and "virtue" in it. Gruffy woman in ugly sweater pokes around on her Atari-era computer for about 10 seconds, and says "No, nothing with Ben Franklin and virtue in the title."

Then what the hell is this (click)???

Funny, it appears the first page of google results has that book in it, and its available at some off-the-beaten-path bookseller called amazon.com. Haven't heard of that place, but I wonder if they can ship me the book.