Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Neurotic food log of today, which includes all substances ingested, not just food (commentary in parens):
  • Medium decaf hazelnut coffee with 3 Splendas and half & half (from coffee shop on corner before going up to work)
  • Plain yogurt (not sure about fat content) with granola and sliced strawberries on top (with the coffee)
  • One Marlboro Light (bought a pack at around 10am stressing about meeting scheduled for noon)
  • Another Marlboro Light (immediately post noon meeting - starving, right before lunch)
  • Turkey sandwich on a roll with swiss, mayo and lettuce (was gonna go healthy, didn't)
  • Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos (accompaniment to turkey sando)
  • Two small bags of Sun Chips (I didn't feel adequately sated by the Doritos)
  • Another Marlboro Light (early mid-afternoon tweak indulgence)
  • Bottle of Heineken (upon arrival back home)
  • 3 more bottles of Heinken (these with dinner - went out with Andrea for V-day)
  • Eggplant and mushroom cake with Chipotle sauce (appy)
  • Tilapia filet, cup of brown rice, sauteed yellow and green squash and broccoli (entree)
  • A Marlboro light 100 (left other pack at work, bought pack after dinner, bodega only had 100s)
  • Makers Mark manhattan (went to bar near restaurant, having thrown it all out the window)
  • One half square of semi-sweet baker's chocolate (box of chocolate found recently in the back of cupboard, have been snarfing half squares ever since)
  • 3 Lorna Doone cookies (eaten with above chocolate - fucking DELISH)
The trajectory here is obvious: I wake up a bundle of will power and slowly devolve into a soft mass of self-indulgence...yogurt and granola becomes three bags of chips with lunch then beer, manhattans and cigarettes. I do, however, commend my choice of entrees for dinner. Tilapia, brown rice and veggies is righteous from my colon's perspective...

3 Comments:

bskins said...

i dig what you're saying. me my own self can't stop with the pretzels. but please, in the name of all that is holy, give up the fucking cigarettes. that's half your battle right there.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous said...

did you bone?

3:47 PM  
Anonymous said...

we did not bone, actually. fatigue and over-eating replaces sex in 2006...didn't cha hear?

2:18 AM  

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